10. Sayyyyyyy,
is that a Jewish star?
9.
No,
then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it's a
...
a ... Pentacost, right?
8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? Cool, I, like, listen
to Black Sabbath, like, all the time, dude.
7. Oh, you're a Witch! I'm like, totally into, like, Goddess
Consciousness. I sleep with a crystal every night, and have an Atlantean spirit
guide. Will you teach me all the secrets of your religion?
6. I
hear you Pagans do all your stuff in the nude. Wanna show me?
5. You will all burn in Hell. The Goddess is really Satan in drag.
You don't believe in Satan? Boy, does he have you fooled!
4. Fascinating.
I'm a sociologist; may I study you as a phenomena?
3. Do you
really believe in all that nonsense?
2. You worship the Goddess? Poor thing; you obviously haven't
heard about Jesus. Here, let me tell you...
And (drum roll, please):
1.
You're
a witch, huh? Well, I'm initated at a higher level than you. I was initated at
the age of seven by my
grandmother, who was the last of the Atlantean Trad Elvish
Ninja Masters. I don't
suppose YOU have any lineage.
Author Unknown
Posted: Aug. 8th/00