Dianaic:
Shit happens when
men are around.
Norse: If shit happens, beat the
crap out of it.
Feminist: Get in touch with your inner
shit.
Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this
shit.
Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees.
Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner
told us so.
Dabbler: We have ways of making shit
happen.
Eclectic: We make our own shit.
Newbie: I don't understand this
shit. -OR- I like this shit.
Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.
Wiccan: You must balance your shit.
Witch: I can use this shit.
Druid: This is old shit.
Greek: Let's drink to this shit.
Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.
Celtic: This shit keeps happening to
us.
Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our
shit.
Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for
this shit.
Priest: This shit happens every
year.
Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this
shit.
Fam-Trad: I inherited this shit.
Visionary: Let's smoke this shit.
Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to
blame, I'm not to blame...
Techno-Pagan: This shit always happens
when I'm online.
By: Keitha (FireWind)
Posted: March, 1999