How many Dianic
Wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one,
and it's NOT FUNNY!!!
How many
Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
(any large
number here) -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental
impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwords...
How many
years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?
You can
change it whenever you are empowered to do so.
How many
years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?
Not
sure.....we'll call Z. Bhudapest and get back to you!
How many
Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
501. One
to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.
How many
Druids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't
screw in lightbulbs, they screw in Stone Circles.
How many
Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to
hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.
How many
years does it take a Druid to change a lightbulb?
21, unless
you're Irish.
How many Isians
does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One
to change the lightbulb, one to handle publicity, and one to write the
newsletter.
How many
Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Candlelight
was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!
How many
Fam-Trads does it take to change a light bulb?
Ask your
OWN grandmother!
How many
Brit.Trad WItches does it take to change a light bulb?
13. One to
change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
How many
Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(in a
low ominous tone) "Why do you want
to know ... initiate?"
How many
Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a
third degree secret.
How many
years does it take a Gardnerian witch to change a light bulb?
A year and
A day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at first level, a year and a day at
second level, but only third levels change light bulbs.
How many
Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
"Lets
go see how the Gardnerians do it!"
How many
years does it take an Alexandrian witch to change a light bulb?
That's the
Maiden's Job. Maiden - Make it so.
How many
Starhawk witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(plaintively)
"There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE light
bulbs..."
How many
years does it take a Starhawk witch to change a light bulb?
Well, it
depends how hard you study, but you can do it now if you are solitary.
How many
solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(if they
actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for
them to grasp the obvious)
How many
years does it take for a solitary witch to change a light bulb?
How long
does it take to get one out of the closet?
How many
years does it take a Kitchen Witch to change a light bulb?
Already
changed.
How many
years does it take a White Light Wiccan to change a light bulb?
Look deep
within and find your true essence. That will tell you how long it will take.
How many
Frost "School of Wicca" witches does it take to change a light bulb?
"Just
you! That's right, YOU! And for only $195 we'll send you our complete
"Witches Magic Power of Light Bulb Changing Course" with real
knowledge that you can apply this to ANY light bulb ANYwhere! Listen to the
testimony of a young couple from Wisconsin who..."
How many
Erisians does it take to change a light bulb?
"How
many have we got?"
How many
Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five Tons.
How many
Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a blue
fish Tuesday.
How many
Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2-One to hold
a ladder and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored east german machine
tools.
(these
also works with any variation on How many surrealists..)
How many
Wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One
for each direction.
How many members
of IOT does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
Sorry,
that ritual is copyrighted.
How many
Proteans does it take to change a light bulb?
I can't
tell you--we never change a light bulb the same way twice! :}
How many
Proteans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many
will fit?
How many
Buckland witches does it take to change a light bulb?
"Refer
to my second book, "Practical Light Bulb Changing" by Raymond
Buckland..."
How many
Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One
to change it, and five to sit around complaining that light bulbs never burned
out before those damned Christians came along.
How many
Thelemites does it take ....
None,
Every One of them is a Star.
How many
witches does it take to change a light bulb?
What do
you want it changed into?
How many
witches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they
do it in Great Rites.
How many
Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb?
One to
hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light Bulb Ritual
from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all the others.
How many
NRDers does it take to change a lightbulb?
14. One to do it, one to write poetry about it, and 12 to hold a Council and decide whether or not the poem's authentic.
How many
Odinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
21, one to
hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins.
How many
Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't
screw in lightbulbs, they screw on the altar!
How many
Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two,
but they have to be very small!
How many
tantrics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, as
long as the lamp is by the bed...
How many
Ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They
hold it up, and the world revolves around them.
How many
Kabbalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
261.
How many
New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One
to change it and four to share the experience!
How many
New-agers does it take to change a light bulb?
(in a
flaky voice) We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at our quartz
crystals and they glow.
How many
years does it take for a New-ager to change a light bulb?
Well, it
takes many many years, unless you pay $650 US non refundable, Visa or MC
accepted. Then you can do it after the weekend intensive training seminar.
How many
Boulderites (as in Boulder, CO, mecca of new agers) does it take to change a
lightbulb?
None. They
just join self-help groups to learn to live with darkness in their lives.
How many
toads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One,
if I can just remember which one was the electrician........
How many …… does it take to change a light bulb?
… Aries
Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.
. . . Taurus?
What, me move?
. . . Gemini?
2 (Okay, that was cheap)
. . .Cancer?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
…Leos?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
…Virgos?
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two
engineers to check the work.
…Libras?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
…Scorpios?
None. They LIKE the dark.
…Sagittarians?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
…Capricorns?
The light's fine as it is.
…Aquarians?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
…Pisceans?
What light bulb?
How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"